BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
My eternal nemeses the Dutch already tried this and the results were not great!
Like, yes this is terrible, but why are the Dutch your eternal nemesis?
I told them they should wear helmets while riding their bicycles
it should be illegal to tow a car as punishment and i’m not even kidding
you park in the wrong spot somewhere. maybe at a friend’s apartment complex, or at a store when you’re actually walking somewhere else, or whatever. they could ticket you—still charge you a fine for parking where you’re not supposed to. but instead, in a far more crippling way than a fine (which is already hard enough for low income people), they call a third party and steal your car. so you have lost your means of transportation, which you will only learn the next time you need your car, because they don’t have any need or care to notify you.
so first, you have to figure out which towing company they used. which you can only do if the place that decided your car was in the wrong spot is still open, or if you can get someone on the phone.
assuming you figure out which company towed your car, which one time took me over an hour on its own because the number on the signs warning about towing in the parking lot was a dead number, you then have to figure out how to get there. without a car. god help you if you don’t have someone in your support network to pick you up or public transportation, because most of the time it’s at least a mile away.
you find a way to get there, you call them to see if your car is even really there, and they tell you they won’t give your car back until you pay them. how much? well, it’s not regulated, so they can pretty much say whatever number they goddamn feel like. i recently got towed by a company infamous in my college town and they charged me a whopping $180–half of my paycheck for two weeks during the school year. when the same company towed my brother last year, and we both have the same sized cars, they charged him $300. they don’t have to justify the charge, they don’t have any itemized receipt, because what are you going to do? not pay it? you have to get to work and you’re already short on time because you had to walk to the goddamn towing place or have someone come get you to bring you there or spend an hour on the phone with different people trying to figure out where the fuck your car was in the first place.
it’s extortionate. it’s absolutely insane that they can, without exaggeration, steal someone’s car and hold it for ransom under the assumption that you will pay anything to get it back, because of the extent to which our society is dependent on cars.
This happened to me so we just abandoned the car cuz we couldn’t get it out, which means they sold it off. This was way back in 2016/2017 I think.
And a few days ago a debt collector had us served for the almost $10k we still have on the car.
So yeah not only will they steal it and sell it but you will still also have to pay for it anyway.
Because you parked in the wrong spot for an hour or two.
not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f
Helpful tip:
If you have the post date option turned on you can click the date and it will take it to the original post like before. It’s annoying, unintuitive, and harder to click but it should work on mobile or desktop
this is the most ridiculous possible workaround thank you SO much tumblr user suffusionofyellow for sharing
How is Westminster a real place
late night sausage rolls got me actin criminally and disorderly
doxxing myself
House
he lives over there 🫵
what the hell man
It’s legit. Section 11.G “Opt out” explains how.
I just did this, and Etsy doesn’t actually tell you anywhere on the site how to find your username (it’s randomly generated), which you need to opt out, so here’s how to do that:
https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015653248-Your-Username
the main point is “The URL of your profile page contains your username. It looks like this: etsy.com/people/[your username]”
hey. don’t cry. one million brown eyed boys on earth. okay?
HOLY SHIT. dont cry TWO POINT SEVEN BILLION brown eyed boys on earth. okay?
me remembering when i was nice when i should have killed them